Red Hat offers burned CentOS users a consolation: two stress balls and a coupon to Applebees

Date:
Sat, 10 Jul 2021 17:16:17 +0000

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Red Hat announced a series of consolations to Linux users and developers who were hurt by the companys discontinuing of CentOS, the popular Linux distribution, following their acquisition by IBM. We recognize how stressful the loss of CentOS must be, Continue Reading

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Red Hat announced a series of consolations to Linux users and developers who were hurt by the companys discontinuing of CentOS, the popular Linux distribution, following their acquisition by IBM.

We recognize how stressful the loss of CentOS must be, stated the Red Hat
head of Marketing. So we are sparing no expense and making available to all CentOS users not one, but TWO branded stress balls. They have a penguin on them and everything.

In addition, Red Hat is providing a coupon good for one free appetizer (with regular entree purchase) from Applebees.

Applebees Rib Tips are TOIGHT, stated former Red Hat CEO (and current IBM President) Jim Whitehurst. Rib Tips are, like, waaaay better than CentOS. How much barbecue sauce is CentOS slathered in? Ill tell ya how much. None.

A fact check of this statement proved that it was true.

CentOS has very little barbecue sauce.



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Link to news story: https://www.lunduke.com/2021/07/red-hat-offers-burned-centos-users-a-consolati on-two-stress-balls-and-a-coupon-to-applebees/


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