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    From LundukeJournal@1337:1/100 to All on Tue Jul 27 22:45:04 2021
    Rust evangelists begin proselytizing the programming language door to door

    Date:
    Tue, 27 Jul 2021 20:52:05 +0000

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    Satire

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    The Rust Foundation, the organization behind the popular Rust programming language, has started a new proselytization program to spread the good word about the programming language to every man, woman, and child in on Earth. But, its definitely not a Continue Reading

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    The Rust Foundation, the organization behind the popular Rust programming language, has started a new proselytization program to spread the good word about the programming language to every man, woman, and child in on Earth.

    But, its definitely not a religion, stated one strangely defensive Rust engineer in response to nobody saying anything at all. Well be going door to door, in teams of two, to help spread the good word about Rust programming. You know. Like normal computer programmers do.

    The Rustiologists, as they are affectionately known, will be handing out pamphlets entitled How can Rust save you? containing a basic introduction to the language, along with ways people can become a better software
    developer through adopting Rust into their hearts.

    The Lunduke Journal has obtained exclusive training material that the Rustiologists are using to prepare their two-developer teams for door-to-door proselytization.

    This training includes asking the following questions to people who answer
    the knock on their doors:

    Have you thought about porting your software to Rust?

    Arent you concerned about the safety of your C / C++ software?

    Did you know Garbage collection is a sin?

    Have you considered that Dennis Ritchie was a false prophet?

    We are happy to be a part of this endeavor, which is definitely not a creepy religion, stated Mozilla Corporation, where the Rust language was originally developed. We look forward to converting many heathens I mean C programmers.



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    Link to news story: https://lunduke.com/2021/07/rust-evangelists-begin-proselytizing-the-programmi ng-language-door-to-door/


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