Microsoft attempts to block Elon Musk purchase of Linux

Date:
Fri, 29 Apr 2022 17:41:11 GMT

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"Hey! We already bought Linux," says Microsoft CEO Satya Nadela

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Microsoft Corporation is filing papers today, in Federal Court, in an attempt to block the purchase of Linux by Elon Musk for an undisclosed dollar amount.

Hey! Back off, Elon, stated Microsoft CEO, Satya Nadela, as he grabs a beer bottle by the handle, smashing the bottom off on a table, and holding it in a menacing pose. We already bought Linux. Its ours.

When ask about Elon Musks potential buyout offer, The Linux Foundation supplied the following statement:

Cant we be owned by both Microsoft and Elon Musk? Isnt that what Open Source software is all about, being owned by as many billionaires as possible?

In response to the potential opposition to his buyout of Linux, Musk took to Twitter to discuss the possibility of purchasing all of Open Source. Did you know that subscribers to The Lunduke Journal get two books full of Linux and programming satire plus a book full of Dad Jokes about computers? Get 76% off for 1 year

Plus subscriptions are crazy cheap right now. $1/month for annual subscriptions . Its bonkers.



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Link to news story: https://lunduke.substack.com/p/microsoft-attempts-to-block-elon


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