Apple Police arrest man for "malicious sideloading of DOOM"

Date:
Tue, 16 Aug 2022 13:01:29 GMT

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If convicted of Malicious, Intentional Sideloading he faces life in Apple Prison (tm).

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A representative from the Apple Police Department has confirmed to The
Lunduke Journal that they have arrested a Seattle area man for the crime of malicious, premeditated sideloading of unauthorized software.

Thank heavens our new Apple Police (tm) were there to protect this man from himself, stated Tim Cook, Apple CEO and Chief of Apple Police. Can you imagine a more damaging and dangerous act than the intentional sideloading of software onto a Mac or iPhone? Sideloading! Terrifying!

At the time of publication, details are scarce. What The Lunduke Journal has been able to learn is that the man in question attempted to install a non-authorized version of the classic DOOM video game on his M1 Macbook Air.

If convicted of Malicious, Intentional Sideloading he faces life in Apple Prison (tm).

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Link to news story: https://lunduke.substack.com/p/apple-police-arrest-man-for-malicious


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