• Scientists discover Ubuntu Linux at center of Milky Way galaxy

    From LundukeJournal@1337:1/100 to All on Fri May 13 01:00:04 2022
    Scientists discover Ubuntu Linux at center of Milky Way galaxy

    Date:
    Thu, 12 May 2022 23:48:11 GMT

    Description:
    "We were all pretty sure the galaxy ran Arch.

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    Astronomers from around the world, announced today that they managed to take the first picture of the center of our galaxy.

    At first, scientists believed they were looking at a massive black hole.
    But, after careful examination, the glowing orange image was determined to,
    in fact, be of Ubuntu Linux.

    I mean, its an easy mistake to make, said the telescope project lead. One is a terrifying mass that sucks in all light, bringing crushing doom to all who approach it, with no possibility of escape. The other is a black hole.

    All of us were pretty surprised, stated one astrophysicist. I mean, we were all pretty sure the galaxy ran Arch.

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    Link to news story: https://lunduke.substack.com/p/scientists-discover-ubuntu-linux


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