• Microsoft Announces "Start Menu as a Service"

    From LundukeJournal@1337:1/100 to All on Tue Jul 26 14:01:09 2022
    Microsoft Announces "Start Menu as a Service"

    Date:
    Tue, 26 Jul 2022 13:00:46 GMT

    Description:
    The company is also reportedly considering a free, ad-supported option.

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    Microsoft today announced the immediate availability of a new feature of Windows 11 called Start Menu as a Service.

    Did you see that thing where BMW charges people a monthly service fee to turn on the seat heaters in their car? Its like that, stated Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella. Except, you know, for the Start menu.

    The new service dubbed SMaaS will be offered as an add-on package for Microsofts existing Office 365 subscription plan. With prices ranging from a $10 monthly plan, which comes with 10 Start Menu Clicks to a $99 Pro Starter plan offering unlimited Start Menu Clicks.

    Yeah. I remember the meeting where we decided to do this, stated one Microsoft engineer who discussed the new feature with The Lunduke Journal. Satya was all like, That BMW seat heater thing is brilliant! Do we have seat heaters in Windows? and we were all like not really?. Then Satya was all like, Well what do we have then? and we were all like Uhh the Start menu?

    The company is also reportedly considering a free, ad-supported option, with
    a video advertisement shown before each time the Windows Start Menu is
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    Link to news story: https://lunduke.substack.com/p/microsoft-announces-start-menu-as


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