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    From Northern Realms@1337:3/126 to All on Mon Oct 3 07:30:14 2022
    Joke Number: 28

    ***** Overheard *****
    Muttered over a martini: "I hate golf. The only reason I play is to make it easy for my family to think of something to give me for Christmas." --Art Petri, San Francisco Chronicle
    RD Issue: January 1970

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  • From Northern Realms@1337:3/126 to All on Tue Oct 4 07:30:50 2022
    Joke Number: 43

    ***** Keyed up *****
    On a visit to my doctor, I was pleasantly surprised to find that he had installed taped music in the waiting room. As I sat there enjoying a piano recording, I overheard an elderly lady say to her companion, "Just like these young doctors--a crowded waiting room, and he's in there playing the
    piano!" --June Iveson
    RD Issue: November 1972

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  • From Northern Realms@1337:3/126 to All on Wed Oct 5 07:30:14 2022
    Joke Number: 79

    ***** No honeymoon? *****
    The English language often got the better of my German grandfather, a pastor. During one service, he announced that two members of his flock were getting married.
    "You're all invited to the wedding," he told the congregation. "And also to
    the parish hall afterward for the conception."
    --Jerome Lossner
    RD Issue: January 2007

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