Lolz, Doob.
I totally understood all of what you just said.  I've been using Linux
in one form or another (almost exclusively for server-stuff - I still
use Windows for my daily driver) since the late 90s.
FINALLY! INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION!!!1!1!111 \(@_@)/
I do have a Linux Mint laptop that I have loaded and ready-to-go for
those situations where I need linux to accomplish a particular goal
(liek reading EXT* filesystems) but my daily driver is also my gaming
PC, so....Windows..
I'm pretty much the same, Windows on T3H_B33ST, and Linux on T3H_M0B1L3. Also, by default, Linux on my Raspberry Pis. I don't really use my laptop much, but I do like to mess around in Linux on occasion, just to see the different ways it works. Not to mention that some of my various projects are primarily Linux-base, and my eventual game doors will need both Windows and Linux (and armhf/Pi) builds.
Yes, I know that gaming on Linux is a thing, but it's just not really totally there yet.  Just check out the Linus Tech Tips series on that topic...
I'm a Canadian computer guy. You can be assured that I've already subscribed to LTT. I was subscribed when he was still a kid in a computer warehouse. The Legend of Linus Sebastian is well-known to me! (o_-)
Yeah, for gaming, nothing beats Windows. And there's a reason for that. Microsoft hands out a *LOT* of money to game devs, partly to ensure that Windows gets priority. Apple refuses to stoop to that level, and Linux literally *can't*...
So, I have my Win10 laptop and my Mint laptop -- use the right tool for the right job I always say...
Okay, wait...you game on a laptop? And then say 'use the right tool for the right job'? Are you suffering from a head injury, sir? (o_O)
McDoob
SysOp, PiBBS
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... That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature
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