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    From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Jan 14 10:07:00 2021
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    / Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto? \
    | A: He found out what "kimosabe" really |
    \ means. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Jan 15 10:07:04 2021
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    / You will meet an important person who \
    \ will help you advance professionally. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jan 16 10:07:08 2021
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    / The abuse of greatness is when it \
    | disjoins remorse from power. |
    | |
    \ -- William Shakespeare, "Julius Caesar" /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 17 10:07:04 2021
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    / At once it struck me what quality went \
    | to form a man of achievement, |
    | especially in literature, and which |
    | Shakespeare possessed so enormously -- |
    | I mean negative capability, that is, |
    | when a man is capable of being in |
    | uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, |
    | without any irritable reaching after |
    | fact and reason. |
    | |
    \ -- John Keats /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 18 10:07:08 2021
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    / Water, taken in moderation cannot hurt \
    | anybody. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 19 10:07:02 2021
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    / There is always one thing to remember: \
    | writers are always selling somebody |
    | out. |
    | |
    | -- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards |
    \ Bethlehem" /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 20 10:07:08 2021
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    / You have the body of a 19 year old. \
    | Please return it before it gets |
    \ wrinkled. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Jan 21 10:07:02 2021
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    < You will be run over by a beer truck. >
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Jan 22 10:07:06 2021
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    / Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try \
    \ a steeplechase. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jan 23 10:07:00 2021
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    / Q: How many journalists does it take to \
    | screw in a light bulb? A: Three. One to |
    | report it as an inspired government |
    | program to bring |
    | |
    | light to the people, one to report it |
    | as a diabolical government plot |
    | |
    | to deprive the poor of darkness, and |
    | one to win a Pulitzer prize for |
    | |
    | reporting that Electric Company hired a |
    | light bulb-assassin to break |
    | |
    \ the bulb in the first place. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 24 10:07:06 2021
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    < You will never know hunger. >
    -----------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 25 10:07:00 2021
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    / When angry, count four; when very \
    | angry, swear. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 26 10:07:06 2021
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    / Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who \
    | has merely laid an egg cackles as if |
    | she laid an asteroid. |
    | |
    \ -- Mark Twain /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 27 10:07:00 2021
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    / All say, "How hard it is that we have \
    | to die"--a strange complaint to come |
    | from the mouths of people who have had |
    | to live. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Jan 28 10:07:04 2021
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    / The notes blatted skyward as they rose \
    | over the Canada geese, feathered rumps |
    | mooning the day, webbed appendages |
    | frantically pedaling unseen bicycles in |
    | their search for sustenance, driven by |
    | cruel Nature's maxim, 'Ya wanna eat, ya |
    | gotta work,' and at last I knew |
    | Pittsburgh. |
    | |
    | -- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton |
    \ bad fiction contest. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Jan 29 10:07:08 2021
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    / Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the \
    \ Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's Lemon. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Jan 30 10:07:04 2021
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    / Today is the first day of the rest of \
    \ the mess. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 31 10:07:08 2021
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    / Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you \
    | demand from an interpolation |
    | |
    | function, the more expensive it becomes |
    | to compute? A: That's the Law of Spline |
    \ Demand. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Feb 1 10:07:02 2021
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    / For years a secret shame destroyed my \
    | peace-- I'd not read Eliot, Auden or |
    | MacNiece. But now I think a thought |
    | that brings me hope: Neither had |
    | Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope. |
    | |
    \ -- Justin Richardson. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Feb 2 10:07:08 2021
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    / FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE \
    | GREAT ANSWERS: #5 A: The Halls of |
    | Montezuma and the Shores of Tripoli. Q: |
    | Name two families whose kids won't join |
    \ the Marines. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Feb 3 10:07:00 2021
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    < You will never know hunger. >
    -----------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Thu Feb 4 10:07:04 2021
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    / Perfect day for scrubbing the floor and \
    \ other exciting things. /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Fri Feb 5 10:07:08 2021
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    / You will gain money by an immoral \
    \ action. /
    -----------------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sat Feb 6 10:07:02 2021
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    / You are the only person to ever get \
    \ this message. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Feb 7 10:07:08 2021
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    / Your lucky number has been \
    \ disconnected. /
    ----------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Feb 8 10:07:02 2021
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    / Gratitude and treachery are merely the \
    | two extremities of the same procession. |
    | You have seen all of it that is worth |
    | staying for when the band and the gaudy |
    | officials have gone by. |
    | |
    | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's |
    \ Calendar" /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Feb 9 10:07:08 2021
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    / It has long been an axiom of mine that \
    | the little things are infinitely the |
    | most important. |
    | |
    | -- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, "A Case of |
    \ Identity" /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Feb 10 10:07:02 2021
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    / You're being followed. Cut out the \
    \ hanky-panky for a few days. /
    ------------------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Sun Jan 10 10:07:02 2021
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    / Your own qualities will help prevent \
    \ your advancement in the world. /
    --------------------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Mon Jan 11 10:07:08 2021
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    / Q: How many IBM types does it take to \
    | change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to |
    | do it, and fourteen to write document |
    | number |
    | |
    | GC7500439-0001, Multitasking |
    | Incandescent Source System Facility, |
    | |
    | of which 10% of the pages state only |
    | "This page intentionally |
    | |
    | left blank", and 20% of the definitions |
    | are of the form "A:..... |
    | |
    | consists of sequences of non-blank |
    \ characters separated by blanks". /
    -----------------------------------------
    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Tue Jan 12 10:07:02 2021
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    / Q: Why did the WASP cross the road? A: \
    \ To get to the middle. /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)
  • From Mystic Pi BBS@21:1/145 to All on Wed Jan 13 10:07:06 2021
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    / There's small choice in rotten apples. \
    | |
    | -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of |
    \ the Shrew" /
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    \
    \ (\_/)
    \ oo \,,,, _
    /_;~\ \, / '
    " ( ( \ !
    // \ |__.'
    '~ '~----''

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A46 (Raspberry Pi/32)
    * Origin: Mystic Pi BBS bcw142.zapto.org (21:1/145)