Hello John!
** On Saturday 09.04.22 - 14:00, you wrote to me:
LOL. Having been on the receiving end of a violent home
invasion, I think this is a fantastic idea to make.
reaching for your weapon a lot more covert... -+-
Perhaps one can convince the perp to stick around for supper.
"While you've got me at gunpoint, perhaps I can conjour up a
fine feast to commemorate this occassion", says John.
The masked intruder ponders the moment and notes that he hasn't
had anything to eat since embarking on the mission. The
caramelizing onions on the pan soon prove to overpower the
senses.
"Ah.. OK", replies the uninvited guest. "But don't make any
sudden moves."
John reaches for the cookbook 'The Best Recipies...' "One of
the best ingredients in any meal.." In one swift motion John
opens the book. "..is LEAD!", and fires the weapon hidden
inside. The perp drops to the floor.
John enjoys delivering a good meal and engaging in fine
conversation. But the uninvited guest always leaves a mess.
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../|ug
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